Wednesday, May 12, 2010

My Iliad oppinion poem until book ten

In the epic poem "Iliad"
There where many errors and flaws...
I never cried to daddy
And he never beat me up,
But I did help out Apollo,
The god with the golden bow,
When Acheans were attacking him
While he was defending a friend.
But the fighting was awesome and the war scenes were great,
But I think its a waste of time, when ye can go and battle yourself
Fight for whoever ye want kill whoever ye want!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

What I did last week

Thy last week was a week of fun! I participated in a few war-zones where a few people were hit by my sword. Always fun to do things like that. When I was very bored I started a food fight in a school cafeteria. It was pretty fun while it lasted. A few teachers were close to stopping it at a couple points, but I was quick to tackle them down. I think it went into the mortal book of world records as the longest school food fight. In my opinion, though, there was not enough war and blood. I also examined the idea of the US- unmanned machines in battle. I hated it, so I destroyed their "database". How technical! I hate it! So, thats all that happened last week.

Monday, May 3, 2010

My Biopoem

The name is Ares
The powerful, strong like, ruthless, bloodthirsty god of Olympus
Lover of war, destruction and Aphrodite
Who feels power, bloodthirstiness and cowardliness
Who needs blood, chaos and power
Who fears defeat, peace and embarrassment
Who gives violence, war and hatred
Who would like to see war, chaos and victory
Resident of Olympus
AKA the mountain

Wednesday, April 28, 2010


All ye worthless mortals, respect thy master of War. Amuse me will ye? Get a war goin'. Cause I'm bored with no war... HURRY UP WILL YE!!!
(By the way, welcome to my blog. Roam with caution...)