My Iliad oppinion poem until book ten

In the epic poem "Iliad"
There where many errors and flaws...
I never cried to daddy
And he never beat me up,
But I did help out Apollo,
The god with the golden bow,
When Acheans were attacking him
While he was defending a friend.
But the fighting was awesome and the war scenes were great,
But I think its a waste of time, when ye can go and battle yourself
Fight for whoever ye want kill whoever ye want!

What I did last week

Thy last week was a week of fun! I participated in a few war-zones where a few people were hit by my sword. Always fun to do things like that. When I was very bored I started a food fight in a school cafeteria. It was pretty fun while it lasted. A few teachers were close to stopping it at a couple points, but I was quick to tackle them down. I think it went into the mortal book of world records as the longest school food fight. In my opinion, though, there was not enough war and blood. I also examined the idea of the US- unmanned machines in battle. I hated it, so I destroyed their "database". How technical! I hate it! So, thats all that happened last week.

My Biopoem

The name is Ares

The powerful, strong like, ruthless, bloodthirsty god of Olympus

Lover of war, destruction and Aphrodite

Who feels power, bloodthirstiness and cowardliness

Who needs blood, chaos and power

Who fears defeat, peace and embarrassment

Who gives violence, war and hatred

Who would like to see war, chaos and victory

Resident of Olympus

AKA the mountain

Hi

All ye worthless mortals, respect thy master of War. Amuse me will ye? Get a war goin'. Cause I'm bored with no war... HURRY UP WILL YE!!!

(By the way, welcome to my blog. Roam with caution...)